Prof. Brian Sox Socks

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Socks For Academics And Science Lovers

Unusual gift idea to help you start unraveling the mysteries behind the fabrics of the universe! These funky socks are packed with personality and they're perfect for silly sock puppet performances. They make a good birthday present. Made from Combed cotton which is more natural and feels softer on your skin. With Prof. Brian Sox funky socks you'll be unpicking the threads of the Large Laundry Collider!

We'll let Brian tell you a bit more...

"Research grant request: Lead author: Prof. Brian Sox, University of Soxford. The objective of this research project is to explore as many large laundry colliders as possible, collating data which will allow us to broaden our understanding of the fabrics of the universe. The main focus of our study is The Soapy Way, including seasonal changes in spin orbits and the sampling of quantum fluff. This pioneering and research intensive proposal will require a funding sum of £7 per large laundry collider. With enough Brian Soxes on enough spin cycles we can solve the mysteries of the laundry hamper."